[Well, Lance will be satisfied and also brag about it for weeks. Have fun with that. Also the boot-pat gets some contented foot-wiggles. He's like a very large weird cat.]

Hey, I'm okay, I got crazy good birthdays all growing up. But what are we gonna do for Pidge, who's...y'know. Missing family and stuff. Or Hunk, who's gonna wanna help with everything? Or Keith who probably doesn't even have a birthday, because he was born under a rock in the desert?

Or you, who won't even tell me when your birthday is?