I really don't think I have the endurance for that right now. Unless you're into watching me make a mess of myself without any of the gratification for yourself, in which case, go for it. I can totally make that happen for you.
[ All of which is stated very matter-of-factly, because at this point, he's flustered enough that this is the only way he knows how to deal with it. One day, his mouth will probably be his downfall.
Getting up takes more effort than it probably should, and once he does, he hesitates. ]
Hey, uh. Sorry if I made things weird.
[ Because leaving it be wasn't awkward enough, clearly. He has to go and poke at things instead of leaving well enough alone. ]
LMAOOOO Matt out in the field like, well I guess I'm dual wielding staves tonight :||||
[ Okay, that catches him off-guard a little. ]
I really don't think I have the endurance for that right now. Unless you're into watching me make a mess of myself without any of the gratification for yourself, in which case, go for it. I can totally make that happen for you.
[ All of which is stated very matter-of-factly, because at this point, he's flustered enough that this is the only way he knows how to deal with it. One day, his mouth will probably be his downfall.
Getting up takes more effort than it probably should, and once he does, he hesitates. ]
Hey, uh. Sorry if I made things weird.
[ Because leaving it be wasn't awkward enough, clearly. He has to go and poke at things instead of leaving well enough alone. ]