[ Matt, on the other hand, is laughing pretty overtly. ]

Yeah, that's the plan. I wanted to try out the "just jerked off in your friend's shower because you couldn't keep it in your pants" version of the walk of shame, which I apparently invented.

[ He still can't believe he did that, so all he can do is power through it by making fun of himself. ]

Sounds good. I'll see you in a minute.