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Lance, it's probably a bad idea for you to make out with any aliens when we're only going to be leaving again shortly after we arrive.

hey maybe that's my style, i love em and leave em~

You're a regular Casanova.

[ DRY DRY DRY DRY ]

UM RUDE!!!!

who's casanova?

...You know what, never mind. Just be careful, alright?

like space condoms? got it covered~

I mean you, Lance. Just keep in mind we're not going to be sticking around forever on all the planets we visit. [ Protect your heart, my guy ]

...oh. that's, uh.

that's really nice of you, shiro. i mean. it's cool. i mean i'm okay.

If you're ever not, you can talk to me.

well y'know. back atcha.

i mean, if you break any alien babes's hearts and need a shoulder to cry on. mine aren't that buff or broad or whatever, but...y'know.

Thanks, buddy. Don't worry. I think I'm busy enough with everything going on without adding a relationship to it, honestly. But if I need your bony shoulders, I know they're there.

oh yeah? nothing turning ur head lately? no hotties wanting to meet voltron's head and hook up? or...whatever?

There's too much going on for me to try and do anything like...that.

like...what? it takes maybe 10 minutes to make out w/ someone.

[fIRST OF ALL LANCE you are not giving it your all if you're only making out for ten minutes OKAY ]

Ideally, I don't want to just do something for ten minutes.

oh. you wanna have like...a..."relationship" thing? you wouldn't be into like. smooching someone. just to see what would happen.

[ why is he having this conversation. there's a long pause between texts, but if he's telling lance he can talk to shiro, it's fair he returns the favor, shows he trusts him. this isn't super heavy, it's just...awkward. ]

I don't really know. Kissing someone is a bad idea either way, it's been -- years. It might be a disaster. Give me a Galra cruiser to dismantle instead.

[ he's mostly kidding about it being a disaster, but there's some small part of him that's serious. he's not the type to just kiss someone and never see them again, which means feelings need to be involved which means attachments, which means putting them in danger. he can't risk that. and also, it's been a really long time since he's kissed anyone. ]

wait u haven't kissed someone in years??? but ur HOT

[Well. That's a text he just sent. Wow.]

[laNCE ]

Yeah, on the Galra ship or, you know, on the mission there weren't a whole lot of people to kiss.

ughhhh u know what i meant! like i'm p. sure keith would totally make out w/ u. or allura.

or. other people.

Keith doesn't think about me like that, we're best friends. And the Princess is-- Well, she's the Princess. Don't worry, Lance. I've got other things to keep busy with.

um i said other ppl too okay.

u don't wanna kiss like

anyone

Lance, that's not a good idea.

uhhhhh i didn't ask if it was a good idea i asked if u WANTED to kiss any1

Yes. And all of us Paladins, Princess and Coran are not a good idea.

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ok trash question what r ur feels on shiro/lance

my secret ship don't look @ me

presses face to screen

LISTEN IF IT WAS WITH A SHIRO WHO WAS DOWN...>3

i'm filth i love gen but i want space dad to be happy ok

and i just want lance to make out with EVERYONE lbr

i want to pick up a lance just to smooch alluras tbh. OR VICE VERSA HH I WANT TO PLAY EVERYONEEEEEE

ALL THE ALLURAS ALL THE SMOOCHES

yassss. ALSO i'm on the morning after meme or we could do some lance/shiro somewhere else

OH SNAP YES lbr i wanna turn this thread shippy too

damaged space dad always needs love

kiss the dad...give him all ur love...

he needs it

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i may pass out soon, i gotta flight tomorrow

HAVE A GOOD FLIGHT

lol it got delayed so i'm in a lounge drinking free booze

oh damn i'm jelly of the booze

I've been drinking all week at sdcc so I didn't do much now lol

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