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takashi "shiro" shirogane ([personal profile] toebeans) wrote2016-07-09 08:49 pm

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stick_u_in_a_wormhole: (ur not my real dad)

[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-12 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
...they showed the footage for months. My mom wanted to pull me out of pilot training, but my tia talked her out of it. Said accidents happen all the time, and that if I wasn't flying, I'd be doing dumb stuff like all the other guys in town, like...base jumping from the water tower.

[There's a sad, wistful fondness in Lance's voice, like there always is whenever he mentions his family. Which isn't too often, these days.]

Me neither. I mean, if Pidge's mom is anything like Pidge, they won't. [Have a vague frown.] Hey, uh...tell me to shut up if this is too personal, but, uh...do you have family, Shiro?
stick_u_in_a_wormhole: (we're gonna bro it out)

[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-12 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Lance is momentarily considering a taller, more-experienced Pidge. A MegaPidge. It's a sobering thought. He's glad Pidge's mom is on their side. Also he's never moving again because this is sort of...comforting? Nice? Like when he'd watch telenovelas on the TV at home with a sibling on one side and five of his little cousins draped all over him. It wasn't until they got into space that Lance realized how much he misses casual touchiness.]

...well, it's gonna be pretty awesome for them when we blast into Earth's atmosphere and shoot the Galra out of the sky and then the collected world leaders give us all medals and parties!

[This is said with a triumphant laugh and quite a few sound effects for the "shooting the Galra" part.]
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[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-12 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Lance whistles a lively sort of fanfare, stretching and crossing his arms behind his head, feet wiggling around in tune to his made-up theme music.] Think they'll name a high school after us? Or maybe a sports stadium?

[The question gets a momentary blank look.] Uh. Probably lunch? It's almost time for lunch, isn't it? [Bless the lack of long-term plans in teenagers.]
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[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-12 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah I will! [Cue the triumphant fistpumping the air. Lance loves shiny medals.

The question makes him pause, though, thinking.
] Uhh...I dunno. I mean, piloting is all I've ever wanted to do and...I mean, I'm doing that. With some, uh, pretty cool people.

[Awkward shrugging.] I mean, I've never really wanted anything more.
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[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-12 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lance will legitimately cry okay. It will be the happiest tears ever.]

Yeah, most of them are pretty cool. [Have a grin, and a nudge from one of those wiggly boots.] Never thought you'd be piloting a giant sort-of-intelligent lion robot thing, huh? Where's your imagination, dude?
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[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-12 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, yeah, that guy's a total nerd.

[Have the least subtle snort/snicker ever. Lance is terrible at playing along, but...he tries, okay.]

Eh, but now you have a cool spacesuit and a cool space robot and lots of cool space adventures and stuff. [A moment of hesitation:] You, uh...ever regret it?
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[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-12 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lance groans melodramatically, flopping back against the couch and yep, you guessed it, kicking his feet.]

That's such a non-answer, you're like a dad, you never give a straight answer, there's always a moral involved!!
stick_u_in_a_wormhole: (charming shounen protag)

IT WAS A DAD SHORTCUT.

[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-12 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[JOKES ON YOU cause Lance has the stinkiest feet known to man, so he's going to wiggle his toes and let the stench fly free! Freedom!!!]

Cause, y'know. Dads say stuff that doesn't make much sense but it's supposed to teach you something? I guess? I mean, I didn't know my dad that well, but it's what I've heard.

[Have a cheeky grin.] Gonna give me a foot massage, Mr. "What happened, happened"?
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[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-12 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You do it like, all the time. You're the designated Inspirational Speech Giver, and yeah, that's all capitalized.

[Lance scowls for a moment, then lifts up his socked foot and pokes at Shiro's cheek with his toes.]

Look at this precision and control, bro. Nobody's gettin' kicked with these bad boys. I'm too exact and careful and--

[This is Lance poking too aggressively and accidentally getting his foot in Shiro's mouth instead.] Whoops.
stick_u_in_a_wormhole: (bweh)

[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-12 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That's how history's gonna remember you-- hey!

[Lance squirms pathetically for a moment, then woefully wiggles around his still-booted foot, arms stretched out above his head, looking extremely offended and pathetic.]

My foot's all sweaty now. And the other one's all spitty.
stick_u_in_a_wormhole: (ur not my real dad)

[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-13 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Lance looks thoroughly contented now, offering his fist for Shiro to bump in triumph, as bros do.] Nice aim, man. You should try out for space basketball.

[Have a moment of indignant sputtering, before this eloquent comeback:] Well, you probably shouldn't have had your mouth near my toes.
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[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-13 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[There we go, you aren't totally a hopeless dad, Shiro. You can do cool things. Also apparently Lance is unconcerned by the pillow, because it's squishy and comfy.]

Glad to see you taking responsibility. [Is that a yawn, yes, he's going to take a nap with his feet in your lap, Shiro, because he's Lance. That's why.]
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[personal profile] stick_u_in_a_wormhole 2016-07-13 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, for my feet.

[Another yawn and some wiggling around to get comfy.] Unless it's a cheeseburger and strawberry shake, I can hold off for a bit, I think.

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