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[toebeans]

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takashi "pushups are winding down" shirogane

[toebeans]

Think of it as extra time to see how Keith fights, how he trains. He'll learn a lot from you, just like you will from him.

[ The fact that Lance is so competitive is a good thing, here, to get the both of them to train to better themselves. ]

lance is gonna put sleeping pills in ur cofee dad

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

what if i don't want to see how his stupid dumb butt face trains

[The downside is, of course, that Lance is a literal toddler when he fights with Keith.]

lance pls

[toebeans]

I won't make you, but I still think you should. If you do want to come to training, we do it at 0700.

[ He won't say I want you to be friends or you should practice as much as he does because that's not how Lance works and he knows that by now. ]

Re: lance pls

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

now ur trying to be nice and get me to do it.

cuz ur evil and that's how u work.

[toebeans]

I'm not sure wanting your team to get along is the new definition of evil.

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

evil in like

a dad way.

dadvil.

[toebeans]

I'm not old enough to be the dad of any of you.

[ NO ONE WOULD TRUST HIM WITH CHILDREN

RIGHT??

RIGHT???

allura pls ]

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

aren't u like

30

[toebeans]

What?

You think I'm 30?

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

are you

NOT 30?

i know he's not but i would lol at like 26 y/o shiro w everyone else being teens

[toebeans]

Not last time I checked.

"hello fellow youths"

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

but okay then like

how old R u????

give space dad some space beer while the kids run around

[toebeans]

Old enough.

[ WOW SO MYSTERIOUS WHAT A NON ANSWER SHIRO thanks for nothing ]

in his space rocking chair

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

omg

wtf does that mean

[toebeans]

Come to training in the morning and I'll tell you.

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

i'm gonna come to training to ninja kick u in the face

[toebeans]

If you can actually kick me in the face, I'll take your dish duty for a week.

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

does it count if i do it while ur sleeping

[toebeans]

Only if I'm awake.

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

u know normally i would argue that u can't be awake and asleep at the same time BUT u probably found a way

[toebeans]

Sorry, I mean it only counts if you try it when I'm awake. And you only have a day.

[ because he's not going to have to keep an eye out for weeks, thank u ]

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED STARTING NOW

[Is Lance barging through Shiro's bedroom door bellowing and trying to tackle him feet-first, yes, of course he is.]

LMFAO do you want to thread this out properly or just leave it here 8)

[toebeans]

[ He should have expected this and yet. ]

let lance have his victory~

[stick_u_in_a_wormhole]

[A TRIUMPH IS LANCE!]

TELL ME HOW OLD YOU ARE!!!

[toebeans]

[ Oh my god give him a minute to untangle himself from the mass of obnoxious teenage boy who has his feet all in his face. One leg out of the way, then the next and he holds them in the metal hand just in case he gets kicky. ]

What if someone else was in here?

[ Pidge would murder him if they got kicked in the face, that's for sure. He'd like to avoid all murder attempts if at all possible. ]

Twenty-three. [ It feels like he was captive longer, but he'd checked the calendars. It wasn't for years, no matter how long it felt. ]