toebeans | carryover posts

From here.

I feel like most technology they know is past knitting. If they even did it at all. One of the planets we visit might have it, though. Why?

ok asking for a friend here but what if this friend i have who isn't me wants to maybe knit a sweater because space is cold??? for this friend. who's not me.

bcause the fibers hurt ur skin! microtears!!!!!

I would first tell this friend, who isn't you, that you could just have it made. Unless you want to knit. Then we could see about finding some string and the needles.[ Guess what Shiro's bringing you back next time he goes on a mission. ]

And the...bead things in the exfoliant won't?

[ is he really having this conversation. ]

it's yarn, shiro, come on.

which i know because my friend told me.

[Prepare for SO MUCH GRUMPING and then little hats for everyone.]

!!!! THEY ARE DESIGNED FOR THAT PURPOSE, SHIRO

If you like knitting, Lance, it's alright. Or if your friend does.
[ shiro will wear his dutifully ]

So are washcloths though. They wash.

my abeula taught me okay i had a lot of little cousins who needed socks and stuff and my big sisters were too busy with like, boxing classes and stuff

they SCRUB they're for THICK SKIN facial skin is so delicate okay if u mess it up u will have acne until u die

I'll see if Coran and the princess know anywhere we can find supplies. Okay. So use soap and water, then.

thanks. that'd be cool of you.

i'm gonna show u how to wash ur face right and u will thank me so much u will call me lance the greatest man alive

I'm not sure face wash is that exciting. Come to a few extra hours of training, though, and I can be convinced.

can it be like...lance points and laughs at keith falling over training? i probably need more practice on that.

No, but it can be level two training for level three.

[ ISN'T THAT EXCITING. ]

ughhhhhhHHHHHHHUUGHUGHUGHUGHHHHHHHHHH

The more capitals there are the more excited you are about training, right?

i'm gonna put coran's cooking in2 ur pillowcase

If I find any food in my pillowcase you're doing double training with Keith and I.

rude! that's RUDE! that's cruel and unusual punishment!!!!

Think of it as extra time to see how Keith fights, how he trains. He'll learn a lot from you, just like you will from him.

[ The fact that Lance is so competitive is a good thing, here, to get the both of them to train to better themselves. ]

Edited 2016-07-10 05:55 (UTC)

what if i don't want to see how his stupid dumb butt face trains

[The downside is, of course, that Lance is a literal toddler when he fights with Keith.]

I won't make you, but I still think you should. If you do want to come to training, we do it at 0700. [ He won't say I want you to be friends or you should practice as much as he does because that's not how Lance works and he knows that by now. ]

now ur trying to be nice and get me to do it.

cuz ur evil and that's how u work.

I'm not sure wanting your team to get along is the new definition of evil.

evil in like

a dad way.

dadvil.

I'm not old enough to be the dad of any of you.

[ NO ONE WOULD TRUST HIM WITH CHILDREN

RIGHT??

RIGHT???

allura pls ]

aren't u like

30

What? You think I'm 30?

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i love!! lance!! so much!!!

he's such a dweeb i love my space dweeb son

they're all so good ;n;

i love the space kids and the space dad SO MUCH

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gently teasing lance, what a hobby

shiro y u like this dad

dad has to have fun sometimes ok being a dad is v tiring

dad needs to unwind somehow

takashi "pushups are winding down" shirogane

lance is gonna put sleeping pills in ur cofee dad

lance pls

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